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Don’t
let it pass you by once again.
It’s Hollow Weenie season dammit, and you can be whoever you want
to be girl! So quickly now, before you lose your nerve, what can you pull
together to make your “costume” fun, feminine, and fabulous?
You say that you can’t go out sissified? Well you’re wrong.
The key is a fun attitude and lighthearted approach. If you take yourself
way too seriously, people will feel uncomfortable. If you are cheerful
and full of good humor, you may be the life of the party.
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Easy
Now this option isn’t about your slutty nature honey,
it’s about simple outfits that will dress you up and
get you out. Easily.
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Good Morning Girl! is an outfit that comes
together easily and gives you an excuse for your imperfections. You need
a Halloween wig, a few curlers, a women’s bathrobe, fuzzy slippers,
make up applied well and some lipstick, applied haphazardly. A coffee cup
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Makeover Madness is another easy costume.
A large (?) towel wrapped around the body and pinned in place (safety/diaper
pins) combined with a turban wrapped around the head are the scant clothing
for this costume. Slick back the hair before tucking it under the turban
and apply a mud-type beauty masque to the face. Put on cheap flipflops (otherwise
known as “shower shoes”) and a sissy is on her way to better
skin and a fun Halloween. Hint: a strapless bra can be worn beneath
the towel. A gift bag, handheld mirror and some nail polish makes nice
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Outrageous!
The key here is to go for more, more, more!
If you are already an over the top kinda person, you’ll
find people thinking you extremely creative and humorous for
these great costume ideas.
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Charlotte the Harlot
Get out the balloons girls and put them in your shirt – the bigger
the better, the tighter the sweater! High heels, a long-hair Halloween wig
(if you are going for economy), and heavy makeup are in order for this bimbo.
Be sure to take along an extra balloon just in case! |
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Aloha! A grass skirt and
a coconut or leaf bra are easy to find or make. Most party suppliers sell
Hawaiian accessories such as floral garland to complete the outfit. Practice
swinging those girlish hips and watch who gets lei-ed.! Just say "Come-on-i-wanna-lay-ya"! |
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Ghoulfriend! If you have
a flare for the dramatic, a ghostly lady may appear. A semi-sheer nightgown,
a well-tucked clitty, some pale makeup, and a long wig make for a seductive
apparition. Red lips and plenty of dark eyeliner add flare to this fantasy.
Elvira has taken this look to a pinnacle. Evil. Terror. Lust.
That girl knows how to party! |
Bizarre
These costumes will leave them wondering just what you’re up to.
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Sissy is Born Most costume sections have an oversized pacifier,
rattle, and bib. Now, put on some pink ribbons and lipstick and you are
a bouncing baby girl! A good prop is a bottle for feeding livestock from
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Witch or Warlock? Purchase
a cheap grim reaper style robe in the costume section, and an inexpensive
pointed hat. With a long-haired wig and some makeup a sissy can become androgynous
– which witch is which? Keep them guessing!
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Split Decision:
Can't make up your mind? Don't have enough guts to go out as Divine? Well
honey, take your slice right down the middle, and go half & half! Half
boy, half girl... of course you know which side is your good side! Always
a ball favorite! |
You do get the idea don’t you? So now get busy
– we expect you will make us proud.
Send your Staff the pictures! The sissy with the
best Halloween costume will be recognized and paraded in front of her sis-ters! |
