You may have noticed that
just about every page at the House has this term on the bottom...
"Proper Correspondence Etiquette is expected & enforced."
This term refers to the procedure of properly addressing the Staff
of the House of Sissify. It is imperative that you sissies learn your
proper place.... and this is an excellent place to start.
Sarcasm, narcissism, arrogance, and all other forms of disrespectful
communications will not be tolerated. We enjoy filtering Our
mail. It gives us more time to answer the more deserving communiques
Communications written in capital letters (SUCH AS THIS) allow us
the liberty of disposal immediately. We all consider this "yelling",
and Our mail server automatically deletes them.
Case Counts in Large
We are your Superiors. Such as in " Me & you " Note
the case difference. You are to only refer to yourself in the lower
case. Refer to your Mistress and/or the Staff in the Upper Case that
is reserved for your Superiors.
Me Me Me Me
Messages that contain more "i's" than any other word are
just in poor taste for a sissy. We call this the "me me me"
letter. To alleviate this, refer to yourself in third person. Example:
"I just wanted to write so I could
tell you how wonderful all Superiors are"
"This sissy just wanted to write so s.he
could tell you how wonderful all Superiors are."
See the difference? Humility is a very important part
of your training.
& Who's Who
Address those messages! Spell check those messages! Sign your messages!
Tell Us who you are! We want a proper salutation... and signature
at the bottom, stating who had written this communique` to Us. Here
is an example:
Dear Mistress, (Staff,
or whoever you are sending it to!)
Your sissy has kept
herself all tucked plugged and pantied per Your request.
Love and Kisses <Curtseys>,
Postulant #: 05893
Once you send that first feMail, you will get a response from the
Staff. (If you have followed the previous requirements
correctly) If you are required to reply to that response what
should a girl do? The wrong thing to do is to start a new e-mail
message. This breaks the link (called a "thread")
between the original message and your soon-to-be-created response.
Without the link, it can cause the Staff much difficulty trying to
follow the sequence of messages, especially after several exchanges.
(Remember, there are many Staff Members girls.)
The correct thing to do is to reply, which is
essentially the same thing as creating a new message, but maintains
Due to the extensive amount of mail the House receives, (well
over 300 mails per day) do not expect to be replied to immediately.
It may take up to 5 days to have the time to address your issue..
and even longer if it requires research, or is a complicated inquiry.
If you write repeatedly asking why We haven't answered yet, you will
be placed in the bottom of the stack... and often just deleted.
handy hints and reminders to keep in mind:
- The Superior always makes the rules.
- The rules are subject to
change at any time without prior notification.
- No sissy can possibly know
all the rules.
- If the Superior suspects
the sissy knows all the rules She must immediately change
some or all of the rules
- The Superior is never wrong.
- If the Superior is wrong,
it is due to a misunderstanding, which is a direct result
of something the sissy did or said wrong.
- If rule # 6 applies the
sissy must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The Superior may change
Her mind at any time.
- The sissy must never change
he.r mind without the express written consent of the Superior.
- The Superior has every right
to be angry or upset at any time.
- The sissy must remain calm
at all times, unless the Superior wants he.r to be otherwise.
- The sissy is expected to
mind read at all times.
- The Superior is ready when
she is ready.
- The sissy must be ready
at all times.
- If the Superior has P.M.S.
all the rules are null and void.
And most importantly, you
are a guest at the House of Sissify, and are subject to the rules
and regulations of the House. We have the right to exploite, humilate,
delete, ignore, or coddle any person at anytime for no other reason
than Our Own amusement.
That didn't hurt a bit, did it sweetie?