House of Sissify | House Matters

We are very pleased to see many of you are picking up your shiny new Packard Bells just to surf the House, but for the Staff at The House of Sissify, the typical problems with firstimers and newbies can be very frustrating until our princesses learn how to run their computers.

Think about these simple guidelines.

1	First, are you using AOL? If so click here.
2	Second, do you really know your email address? If you send Us mail, without giving Us the correct information, it is impossible to ever contact you again. No matter how many times you write Us!
3	Third, let's discuss a very important setting in your mail configuration. It is called the "reply to address" field. Your address belongs in this field! Without it, We have no idea who had sent it to Us! Always write to us with the reply field you want your message returned to! Your sissify feMail address assures your privacy.
4	Fourth, don't panic. The worst case scenario is that we will cancel your access, and refund your tuition. You can write in the most disrespectful, capital ridden way you can muster, and all it will do is annoy The Staff. It will not make your inability to configure your email program repair itself.
55	Fifth, help Us. Always include at least your transaction number, subscription number, username, PIN, date joined, or something that you can remember when contacting Us. Be a helpful sissy.

Follow these troubleshooting guidelines first, for when you cannot remember your password... The Staff must re-key your account information.

1	First, are you using AOL? If so click here.
2	Second, is it spelled correctly?
3	Third, is the cAsE correct? Yes... our login system is case sensitive.
4	Fourth, if the Electriks ask for your login multiple times, are you obliging the request?
5	Fifth, stay calm, & don't panic.
56	Sixth, help Us help you. Submit the Login Trouble Relief Form, for fast friendly relief. Be a helpful sissy.

How big is this place anyhow?

We had no concept of how big it was until We just split the House across two servers!

In Megabytes:	64,000,000,000 bytes
In Files:	129,645
In Folders:	24512
In HTML:	16,653
In JPG's:	44,976

What is the House recommended browser?

Mozilla FireFox

Why FireFox?

“Beware of spyware. If you can, use the Firefox browser.” - USA Today

“Better than Internet Explorer by leaps and bounds.” - FORBES

It's safe, robust and free. Internet Explorer has become a scourge on the internet, as every virus is written for it's poor security. Microsofts emailer's are just as bad, if not worse. By automatic connection to ActiveX controls, emails can cause havoc with on your system. We highly recommend that all Our girls remove their Internet Explorer and Outlook Express, and use alternatives, such as Thunderbird and Eudora.

How many people a day stop by the House?

It varies between 6,000 to 7,000 unique user sessions per day.

Does my House tuition include "one-on-one" training with a Mistress?

Sure it does. As well as your tax return preparation, a life insurance policy, and..... <sigh in exasperation>

We have many Mistresses in the Staff, and if you're a good little sissy, and peek a proper interest in one of Us.... you never now where it may lead.

Anything between you and a House Mistress is between you and Her.

If you write and tell Us you "expect your Mistress that you paid for to contact you pronto" we will immediately delete you from Our world.

Can I have an email address too?

Why yes you can! Just say femail.sissify.com!

Why don't you use click cash banners instead of having a tuition required for the site?

Adult advertising is obnoxious. We found early on that sites cannot support themselves properly using click-cash. That's why you see sites go up and down.

We also know that people don't appreciate unless they are required to give up something close to them.

We plan on the House lasting for a long long time, and grow with the Net and Our community. Your tuition allows this to happen, with needed servers and the proper time to be spent.

How do I cancel my subscription?

As easy as going to Information Retrieval, or sending your Staff an email.

Isn't she powerful! The House of Sissify is proud to report that we just upgraded the Electriks once again!

We now serve the House from a superfast dual processor server. The House is operating from a dual processor machine, hosted in Vancouver BC. It has a 6 gigabytes of ram, and gigs upon gigs of SCSI hard disks to store all your girlishness. The operating system for both is Linux. Apache is responsible for serving you your information, and MySQL is responsible for keeping track of everything. The House is tied to the internet with a 155 Mbps connection on a redundant multiple OC12 backbone via fast ethernet. The House currently transfers over 100 gigabytes per month.

Thank you Gossamer Host for their excellent support.

Bite the big apple. After too many dissapointing years of computer hegemony with MicroSoft products, Ms. Stewart eventually switched to Redhat on her desktop. She loves Open Source, and believes in Linux. With the release of Apple's OS X, which is based on a FreeBSD linux kernel, She promptly switched to Macintosh! She is currently using a 17" Macbook Pro and a Dual Processor G5 with (2) 22" Gateway LCD displays. Her connection to the House Server is by speedy 1.5mb ADSL and 128bit encrypted virtual private network.

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