So you’ve decided to come clean on International Mothers day this weekend and show yourself as her beautiful daughter.
Good on you girl but before you go slipping into those high heels and glamourous frock we want to give you a weeny bit of Sissify advice.
Mothers like all women like to hang on to their youth by the whites of their knuckles. Your darling mummy may not wear a spray on tan, knee high Ugg boots, hair extensions or a denim mini skirt but she won’t want to be upstaged by your beauty especially since you were unfortunate enough to be born a guy.
You may be more youthful and quite possibly more feminine than her but don’t upstage your mum or your Mothers Day surprise may have serious repercussions.
She’s never too old to slap your legs or bend you over her knee and beat your sissy ass with a slipper if you strive to beat her in the glamour stakes. Therefore follow the golden House rule. Look incredibly girlish and amazing but don’t look better then her.
Avoid looking your actual age, trying losing 20 years and she’ll understand you’re not in an age race. Capiche! You want her to know you’re a sissy girl but you don’t want her to think that your competing against her – she is after all your mother.
Show her some respect.