But makeup can be a problem in certain sexual contexts, particularly if you don’t tend to date people who also wear makeup. Femmes tend to understand and accept each other’s painted-face proclivities; Real Men, not so much. In fact, some of them get pissed if you dare to leave a lipstick mark on their face, collar, or dick - and the punishment that may come should be avoided.
Additionally, it isn't cute at all to come up from your great blowjob with red/pink/purple smeared all over your cheeks and chin. Nothing screams "Amateur" more than a face that moves during sex. That’s a time when you should be basking in your sexual mastery, not frantically checking yourself out in the mirror when your partner starts laughing hysterically at your Picasso-lookin’ mug.
In case you’re wondering, here’s the procedure We used to rigorously test these lipsticks for your oral sex usage: We applied each product normally (no fancy tricks to extend their wear-time), waited a couple minutes for the product to dry/set, snapped a “before” picture, spent about 5 minutes enthusiastically fellating a dildo (it’s a fairly average size and shape for a dick; I had no real ones at my disposal!), and then took an “after” photo. In between lipsticks, we wiped the previous product off the mouth (and the dildo) with a makeup removal wipe before applying the next one.
