With thousands of photographs in our Gallery its difficult to resist… but have you ever wondered… if you could look that good and if the sissy really was that attractive or had the photographer captured her image in a touch of magic using lighting, makeup, etc?
Let us get this straight, great pictures are not luck. If you have been spending countless hours in our gallery you will have seen a mixed bag; and quite frankly… some pictures are just terrible. But, you know how We love them anyway. You know the ones. Barely visible girls, out of focus, posing like stiff statues in charity shop give-aways, often with a quizzical look of horror despite enjoying every sissy moment. You see, the quality of the photo is down to the photographers skill and the models ability. To be a good (and yes honey, that is you) model you have to be a combination of photographer, stage manageress, director, and beautiful sissy, all in one.
With this assignment we will give you a few tricks of the trade so you can submit stunning photos of yourself for your profile, add some images to our [email protected]! Gallery for other girls to see, appeal to a potential suitor and perhaps even achieve that high accolade of becoming the House princess.
Imagine having your sissy photograph in our prestigious [email protected] Gallery. The place where other girls can milk their sissy clits of obnoxious man juice – Just think how your photo will help sissy womanhood – Something that would make any Superior proud. You would be doing a service.
For ease of understanding, since we know you dont comprehend anything too complicated the assignment is broken into six parts.
- A camera (preferably digital).If you are still a luddite and walking around with an old fashioned camera that requires developing you have an extra challenge. Explaining to the counter assistant why the photo of the pretty girl in the sweet gingham dress is you may require some skill. You should also be aware that if you choose to get a bit kinky and snap some up-skirt or down pantie shots you may find your developer refuse to hand over your hard work, charge you double, keep them for their own private collection or worst case call the FBI. It is possible (though lets be honest honey, unlikely) if you really excel and follow this assignment to the letter your results may be so stunning you may be approached by a modelling agency or even a Superior. But I digress.If you do not have the luxury of a digital camera you may also not own a modern cell phone with a cute built-in camera but then again you may also live in a cave. So in summary to pass stage one get a decent camera. Digital or if you use a cell phone make sure its got a decent camera. Thats mega pixels to you sweetie.
- A PC or Mac
Unless you are going down the antiquated developers route, which incidentally will still require you to scan your final photographs so you can forward them to us digitally, you will need to have a relatively modern computer to download your session shots. Forget your vintage Commodore Pet and think more Apple Mac.
- Some Photo Editing Software
We have not yet met a sissy who takes a perfect photo and doesnt require editing in some way, however minor. You may want to change your hair colour, remove that unsightly beauty spot or simply crop it smaller. And when we say crop this does not involve a swishy riding cane and a sore butt though your Superior may happily oblige if you fail this easy assignment. We use Adobe photoshop but any of the less expensive packages will suffice.
- A Superiors Steady Hand
This assignment is best completed with the aid and direction from a Superior or understanding friend. The advice from their side of the camera will be invaluable. If you are taking the photographs on your lonesome you have a further challenge since you need a tripod or some way of holding your chosen camera thus allowing you to adopt the required pose. Yes, if a cell phone is your instrument of image capture you can always take it yourself at arms length but unless you have ungainly long arms its unlikely you will capture all your beauty.
- A Wardrobe of Pretty Clothes
Your choice of dress is ultimately your decision though something garish, short and tight if you want that slutty look or something in more subdued colors, longer and flowing if you are trying to look sweet and debonaire. Its your call. Go with the moment but what ever you choose to wear give some thought to how it will look on camera, will the color clash with your background, does it reveal too much flesh (unlikely) and, very importantly, have you got permission from your Mistress if any of it belongs to her.
Do not be restricted to just you, the clever use of props can really enhance your femininity and say so much more about you as a beautiful girl. Again the choice is huge and it very much depends on your misdemeanour ranging from a dainty clutch bag or shawl to a spreader bar and cock gag. Use what you are confident with as we all know a confident girl is far more relaxed and comfortable when in-front of the camera
- A Broad Imagination
Joking aside this is the perfect opportunity to get your tiny pink brain whirring. Jump right into the role, become that super model we know you are and think like a cute babe on some womens glossy monthly magazine.
So there we have it. Stage one complete. Now armed with our practical advice, a camera, some imagination and a wardrobe of pretty clothes it is now your turn to strike-a-pose and get snapping
Have something to do. It gives the picture a real reason for being and the photo will tell a story. Wearing clothes normally associated with the opposite sex is not enough for a quality sissy photo. It may be okay for a standard sissy shot…. but remember, you are embarking on the master class of sissy photography and to achieve that merit you have to push your boundaries which may take you out of your comfort zone.
We call this action of doing girlishness. Think of yourself as a broadway actress in which your part has nothing to say therefore you must do something to portray your character. Have something to work with that helps bring the picture together…. such as a beautiful rose, a Champagne flute full of bubbly or a sparkly shoulder bag. Avoid anything manly like an Xbox 360 controller, a cold six-pack of beer, or a jackhammer. Even if posing for extreme close-ups (and we do love close-ups) it is a good practice to play with something to engross your attention. Whether your prop shows or not, it serves the purpose of creating a natural and easy expression.
Please note if you are instructed to play with your sissy clit you must do so on an Approved Masturbation Day only. And do not think you will escape detection, especially if you have one of those cameras that helpfully stamps the date on your picture every time you click the shutter. A feature obviously designed by a Superior to keep her sissy in check.
House Posing Tips
Have you ever wondered why A-list celebrities always look skinny at premieres and in red carpet photos? Let us dispel the myth – They are not necessarily gorgeous; and your average celebrity is not that special. Instead, she tends to be short and bobble-headed with proper child-bearing hips and slightly overweight. So how is it that in pictures they all appear so slim and terrific? More importantly, how can you look thinner in your sissy photos?
Again the secret is in the pose. (That, and the fact that many starve themselves a week before events and get sprayed by professional tanning people and wear gut-sucking Spanx and …). Back to the pose. Practice these tips in front of a mirror, but we suggest locking your door first so as not to be caught appearing vain.
Secret No. 1: Turn partially sideways to the camera, planting one foot in front of the other. Point your toe to the camera and place your weight on your back foot.
Secret No. 2: Pull your head forward slightly to minimize any appearance of a double chin.
Secret No. 3: Hold your arms slightly away from your body. This keeps any upper arm flab from flattening out and therefore appearing flabbier (much like thighs do when one sits on a couch).
Secret No. 4: Pull your shoulders back, chest forward and gently suck stomach in. Be careful not to suck stomach so far in that your ribs show, thereby causing any girl who later see the photo to cluck to themselves in a bemused, sing-song voice, “She’s sucking i-in.”
Secret No. 5: If you can get away with this one, without looking like a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl wannabe, try the look away trick. To do this, look away from the camera, then turn towards it, breaking into a smile just before the camera clicks. Your smile will appear fresh, not frozen. Again this trick takes practice behind closed, locked doors. Even your Superior should not see!
Secret No. 6: Use objects you are holding to your advantage by placing them in front of parts of you which you would prefer to hide. A purse or pretty corsage in front of your beer belly. A jacket slung over the broad shoulder. See also Props above,
Secret No. 7: Buy a corset – You do not have to constrict yourself with a boned corset but could buy some Spanx hosiery thought by many as the very modern version of the corset, Spanx are famous for making women all over the world appear pounds thinner.
Secret No. 8: Fake cream tans will make you look and feel skinnier. Unfortunately, they tend to reek, spray tanning is not so odorous. Alternatively treat yourself to a holiday in the Caribbean or play with the exposure settings in your editing software.
Secret No. 9: It’s not just black that makes you look thinner. Wearing an entire outfit of just one color will do the trick as well, whether it be white, beige, brown, blue or red. One color tends to elongate your figure. Avoid entire outfits in pink, however, unless you are four years old or intentionally want to look like a sissy baby girl. Which you may….
Secret No. 10: When taking the photo it’s important the photographer or your tripod is so positioned so that you are not snapped from below. This adds another 20-50 pounds to the 10 pounds automatically and annoying added by the camera
We do not care what people say, your clothes make you and they also make your portrait. When planning your sissy portrait session stick to these House tips when deciding what to wear and you will be on your way to looking your very sissy best.
Be comfortable: Good pictures will require a certain comfort level from you. If you are scared of losing your balance in towering high heels or sweating under that gaudy polyester dress then good pictures are going to be harder to come by. Stick to clothes you like, that build your confidence and are functional and comfortable. Unless, of course your Superior demands otherwise!
Clothes are a statement: Outfit changes are the norm in a portrait shoot so mix it up with some clothing options that will make for more fun, sissy portraits. Decide if you want to show yourself in sexy lingerie or fully dressed. Use other outfit options that are more formal to ensure a more broad choice of pictures showcasing the various parts of your personalities. Slut, whore, tart, maid, submissive, sissy, baby etc.
Keep it simple: Dark, plain fabrics usually work best. Avoid crazy patterns, designs and logos too. Clothing with distinct lines, dots and bright patterns can be troublesome too. Same goes for shiny fabrics. Keep your jewellery choices simple and minimal unless you really are into bling!
Professional studios will say avoid short sleeves and shorts: Long sleeves and pants are the superior choice. But we dont agree. Yes, skin tones can vary a bunch on various legs and arms not to mention the lighter complexion can distract the eye when viewing the pictures but thats not the point! We want to see a girls slender smooth legs, dainty arms and revealing cleavage otherwise they would not be girls would they?
Not too many choices and changes: You should feel welcome to have a few clothing changes but don’t overwhelm yourself and your Superior with choices. It will take a little time for your Superior to get the creative ball rolling. Stopping for multiple outfit changes can disrupt that process.
Be cautious about wearing whites: Yes, dark solid print clothes are generally better, but rules are made to be broken. Talk with your Superior before the shoot if you are considering a white blouse or dress. It can look awesome in certain kinds of backgrounds and environments so let your Superior know and they will be better prepared to make excellent photos.
Props: We cant overstate this enough. Be imaginative and try to think out of the box. Try recreating a beautiful picnic scene in your garden or perhaps sit at a piano and pretend to tickle the ivories. Try a few items that reveal unique aspects of your sissyness. Talk it over before the session with your Superior and they may suggest something that really surprises you.
Suitability to locations, or not: If you and your Superior need to hike to get to your favoured locations then you may want to consider clothing that is practical and appropriate for that surrounding. At the very least take your sissy clothes with you and change at the site rather than struggle to walk in 5 high heels when stout walking boots would be more desirable. Again, talk with your Superior beforehand about such ideas and get their input. A little planning always helps and of course as you know, they are always right! Personally, we appreciate photos like Princess Daphene!
Classic, timeless styles: Great pictures last a long, long time so be sure your clothing choices will age gracefully. This is especially the case with sissy dress and to prove a point our Galleries are chock full of fashion gaffs that looked so cool thirteen years ago, but not well.. enough said. Remember what is the fashionable trend today can easily be tomorrow’s joke.
Following these guidelines will help with the mystifying task of selecting what to wear for your portrait session. But remember, photography is a creative collaboration. So some rules are made to be broken.
Have you heard of the adage location, location, location? Well, the same thing about houses applies to where you choose to shoot your photograph. The nicer the location, or more relevant to your dress and pose the better the photograph. Dont be disappointed if your picture in a stunning high-cut bikini looks a little out of place if you pose in front of a window whilst a storm rages outside. Yet we also understand it may be inappropriate to fly specifically to some deserted island so you can bask like a shark on some sun-kissed beach. Balance is the word. We have seen some superb photos of sissy maids in the kitchen, eager waitresses in the dining room, elegant ladies of the manor and slutty girls out on the town. Get the balance right and you are half way to a great photograph.
One tiny word of warning. If you have a very distinctive bedroom, sitting room or kitchen etc. you may not want to be photographed with this in the background since once it goes on the internet who knows who may see a copy. Consider the worst case scenario; and you may not want your boss who recently admired your wallpaper at a recent dinner party seeing you in a boned corset, high heels and hose. But then again you might! Another consideration is family photographs and pictures. If you have them on your wall, you may want to take them down or just be sure are not easily visible unless of course they buy you your dresses and then that is an altogether different story.
And finally, if nervous about the above, make your photo session an event to remember and rent a room in a hotel or take an extra suitcase with when staying away on business. In a unknown room you can be as wanton and sluty as you like – so go girl, no-holds barred!
In the confines of this assignment we have only really discussed the standard portrait but with practice you may feel more adventurous and do poses or expressions that create a great mood. We like nothing more than a tear stained eye, the quivering lip of humiliation or the gasp of anguish or in deep discomfort when swallowing a suitably large butt plug. Again your choice.
If your Superior is suitably pleased with your Photo; respectfully suggest that you have the photograph enlarged (at least 12x12) framed. It would make a wonderful gift for your Superior and when hung in your home in a suitably conspicuous place, all your guests can see the pathetic sissy you have become. For added humiliation you should sign it with your sissy name and perhaps add a line or two of prose declaring how you worship your Mistress.
For further ridicule: when next dressed, stand by your new portrait and take another photograph so we can all see your enlarged sissy photo proudly on your wall. Extra points when submitted for grading!
To avoid unnecessary complication and delay please supply your photo in Jpeg format and no bigger than 1400×1400 pixels insize. We must also also stress that no one loves a cheater, and we will be very displeased to see submissions that are not actually of you. We must also show some courtesy of the photo owner and the model (if different) who may not be so willing to share that picture of themselves especially if wearing last season dress.
Recommended further reading: Photoshop Cosmetic Surgery by Barry Jackson
Once done, remember to send us the best examples of your handiwork clearly labelled and make sure you update your own profile and please us any comment or tips you want to share with the other girls.