It’s time to put on your cute little plaid skirt and white blouse and grab a notebook because your House of Sissify is sending you back to school!
Today in school you will learn many things. You might even surprise yourself. But first you must promise to follow the rules. You must make sure to have your school supplies and be prepared for the upcoming classes if you want to pass. This is no school for the lazy lass. We expect our girls to be at the top of the class and graduate with honors.
|1.||One must not indulge in inappropriate behavior. If it is not your special day, keep your hands off!|
|2.||You must be cleanly shaved and freshly bathed.|
|3.||Proper dress is a must.|
|Acceptable: plaid skirt and white blouse, maid’s uniform, teddy with garter and stockings, or corset with brassiere, stockings, and panty or thong. High heels are required for all outfits.|
|Unacceptable: male attire, jeans, frumpy dresses, business suits, tennis shoes or fluffy slippers, heels lower than three inches, and cigarettes dangling from lips.|
|4.||No alcohol, illicit drug use, French fries (messy messy!) or the like, gum chewing, tobacco use, or foul language.|
|5.||Obedience to your Superiors in word, thought and deed.|
See? Now that isn’t hard is it?